vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

(via peacewillfindus-withharmony)

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via interjects)

coffeeandmermaids:

ocean blog

brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

(Source: heckacute, via fake-mermaid)

Anonymous said: Ok but are you really canadian

canadianslut:

who the fuck are you i’m the most Canadian on your dash

1. i listen predominantly to Canadian artists, constantly blog about them etc.

2. i work for one of the largest Canadian companies 

3. i use maple syrup to lube my hole

guy:

my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

(via peacewillfindus-withharmony)

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

the-once-lost-and-alone:

darckcarnival:

In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.

(via alex-gaskarths-dick)

highcutie:

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

(via loserslol)

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