May 2013
twerking-amporas:
ghilles:
snarg:
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
I don't love you anymore.
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
3 tags
WatchYea this is probably my favorite thing in the world, my brother is about the cutest thing
dieindries:
dont let a white girl in uggs tell you shit
egberts:
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
losingthefeelingofbeingme asked: aw you re-blogged my picture, i love you :)
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
2 tags
1500hp:
enough about me lets talk about your money
naughtypooky:
everyone’s gotten the update except me
u can’t catch me tumblr
ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:
180mph:
☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁ ☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
men men men
men men men men
men men
men
men
...
egberts:
intercourse more like yes of course
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
gossipgran:
someone worship me
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
laughingnancy:
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
hungarian:
yea i reblogged ur posts without following u back what are u gonna do about it tell ur mom? lmao
paradisaic:
paradisaic:
my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay
well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it
